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All right, guys,
Mom's gonna be home any minute.
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Who is gonna tell her that we're having
Thanksgiving dinner at Barbra Jean's?
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I'm not telling her. I'm the smart one.
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I've got the most value to humanity.
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Well, I'm the prettiest.
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What does that have to do with anything?
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Nothing. I just like saying it.
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Well, first of all...
[burps] I'm the prettiest.
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Secondly, I'm the one
who said yes to Barbra Jean.
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So you should tell your mom.
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That is another thing.
Why'd you say yes to Barbra Jean?
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You know mom is gonna freak out.
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I live in the moment.
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Some of 'em are good. Some of 'em are bad.
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[door opens]
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- Hey, guys.
- This is gonna be one of the bad ones.
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Hey, I got
the biggest turkey I could find.
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The only one bigger
than this came with a saddle.
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- Wow, this is a lot of groceries.
- Yeah.
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This must have cost a fortune.
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Well, you can't put a price
on family being together.
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But if you did, it would come to $214.67.
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Mom, this... this just
seems like a huge burden.
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I mean, you're gonna
have to spend hours cooking.
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- And cleaning. Some holiday, huh?
- [chuckles]
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Wouldn't it be great to have Thanksgiving,
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just no family, no food, no fuss?
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Just... easy, you know?
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Wouldn't that be great?
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Okay, what's goin' on?
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They want to have Thanksgiving dinner
over at Barbra Jean's.
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I guess I'm the only one
who loves you, Mommy.
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Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you.
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So, you want to eat over there, huh?
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Well, just for Thanksgiving,
not every day.
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Barbra Jean wants to have a special day,
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because she and Dad
are trying to work things out.
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She just wants to have
a lot of family around.
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Please, Mom?
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Okay.
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- What?
- Okay. I said you can go.
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You're not mad at us?
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No.
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You mean you're not gonna get
all fiery and start rantin' and ravin',
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tellin' me to go cut myself a switch
from the lickin' tree?
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No. If you want to eat dinner
over there, I can't stop you.
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And frankly, it would be a relief.
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I mean, after every meal, Van stands up
and says, "Van 1, turkey 0."
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You know, why-- Through that?
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Have a great Thanksgiving.
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- Okay.
- All righty.
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Thanks Mrs. H. Thanks.
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[beeps]
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Barbra Jean? Yeah, it's Reba.
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Get your Thanksgiving-stealing butt
over here right now
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and bring a branch from the whippin' tree.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}Hey, Reba.
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{\an8}Put down the spatula. Let's talk.
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{\an8}You're not Barbra Jean.
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{\an8}She's outside.
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{\an8}She's not gonna come in here until
she's sure you're not gonna hurt her.
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{\an8}It'll be worse if I have to chase her.
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{\an8}Barbra Jean, it's okay.
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{\an8}[B.J.] If you're saying
that against your will, cough twice.
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{\an8}Honey. Honey, just come on in here.
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{\an8}The neighbors saw me come in.
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They better see me come out.
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Here's the deal. My kids always have
Thanksgiving dinner with me.
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{\an8}Since I don't think
I should be the bad guy,
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{\an8}you go in there
and tell 'em the deal's off.
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Go on. Have fun.
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Reba, don't you try and bully her.
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I'm not trying, I am.
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You need to explain to the children
that you got your days mixed up.
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I don't want to.
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Bullies don't care what you want.
Go on! Get in there!
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- [yelping]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Reba, stop that!
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Hey, guys. Barbra Jean has some
really sad news she wants to tell you.
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Go on, Barbra Jean. Tell 'em.
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Mm-mmm!
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{\an8}[laughs] Yes, I know it's painful.
Brock, maybe you should tell 'em.
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{\an8}Well, you see, kids, I've always
been attracted to angry women.
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{\an8}- I'm not angry.
- Ow!
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{\an8}The thing is, Reba wants me to tell you
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{\an8}you can't come over for Thanksgiving,
even though I really want you there.
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[scoffs] Barbra Jean!
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Well, I'm not gonna give up that easily.
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I didn't kill that bird for nothin'.
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- Mom?
- [chuckles] Hey, don't look at me.
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That's not what she said in the kitchen.
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Good lord, Barbra Jean,
get your story straight.
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- Hey... [gurgling]
- [gasps]
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Can we talk to you
in the kitchen for a second?
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Sure, sure.
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I'm sure we'll be able
to work out something. You know...
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[muttering]
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Look, just for the record,
I never laid a finger on her.
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Mrs. H, we know you're upset,
but listen and pay attention here!
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Cheyenne, you talk.
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Okay, look. Mom, we've spent
every Thanksgiving with you,
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and this is really important
to Barbra Jean.
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It's important to me too.
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Honey, as the years go by,
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you kids are gonna be
going your separate ways,
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which means I have a limited number
of holidays left.
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I just want to keep my family
with me as long as I possibly can.
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Oh, my gosh.
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We didn't think about it like that.
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Yeah, we just thought
you were being comically petty.
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Well, I'm not.
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And it would mean a lot to me
if you guys would hold on to our tradition
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a little longer
and have Thanksgiving over here.
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But we already promised Barbra Jean.
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Hey, can we invite Dad and Barbra Jean
and Henry over here?
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Oh, I would,
but family tradition dictates no.
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Come on, Mom. Please.
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Well, clearly, we kids have
gotten you into another scrape.
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But it just seems like
the only solution, Mrs. H.
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Think about it.
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The second word
in Thanksgiving is "giving."
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So, give us dinner...
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with them.
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Thanks.
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Hard to argue with that,
whatever that was.
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The second word is...
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But it's obvious that
this is very important to you.
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- Yeah.
- So, fine.
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- Yeah?
- I'll invite 'em.
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Oh, Mom, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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[TV playing, indistinct]
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Dad, Barbra Jean,
Mom has something to ask you.
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I understand if you don't want to,
but if you guys do want to do this,
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you could, uh, come over for Thanksgiving.
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Wow.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Reba! Oh, my.
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You really want all of us
to come over here and eat with you?
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Sure.
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That is so lovely,
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but I'm gonna have to say no.
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- What?
- Yeah, I can't this year.
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But really, super thanks.
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Oh, wait a second. You don't say
no to me! I say no to you!
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If anyone is going anywhere, you're coming
over to my house for Thanksgiving.
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Wow.
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You don't invite me. I invite you.
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Oh, you are so invited.
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- No, you are.
- Am not!
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- Are too!
- Am not!
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Enough! Ladies, ladies.
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Thanksgiving is not about where you eat.
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It's about what you eat
and how much of it.
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Yes, and you guys
are gonna have to work this out,
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because we want to have Thanksgiving
with everyone that we love.
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Yeah, and if you can't work it out
and be happy, then you know what?
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We're gonna have pizza for Thanksgiving.
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We'll do it, because Van likes pizza,
and I got coupons.
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And that will be the tradition
Elizabeth remembers.
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Pepperoni and sausage
on a tearstained crust.
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You guys need to work it out. Okay?
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I made myself hungry.
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Okay.
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I say we do the pizza thing
and go our separate ways.
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We have nine people. My table's bigger.
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We should have it over here.
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No way. You were mean to me.
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You ain't seen nothin' yet.
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Okay, okay. All right, guys. Whoa, whoa.
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Look, we can do this, all right?
We're the adults.
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And I, for one, wanna set
an example for the kids.
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- An example?
- Yeah.
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What, so Van's gonna knock up Barbra Jean?
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- Oh, that's great!
- All right!
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What I was going to say was,
Reba has a point.
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Okay? She has the bigger kitchen
and more room.
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It just makes sense to do the dinner here.
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Fine.
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But if we're gonna have it
over here, I get to cook.
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- Well, then--
- You? You're not cookin'.
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You're gonna be in the yard
shuckin' the corn.
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No.
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No, I don't think so.
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I think I'll cook the turkey.
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[gasps] The turkey?
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No, no! The turkey's the headliner.
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If Thanksgiving was a concert,
the turkey would be Cher.
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Okay. So... so,
you wanna have it at your house
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and you want Cher?
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- That's right. I got turkey, babe.
- [gasps]
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I can't talk to her.
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All right, Reba, look.
Barbra Jean agreed to do it over here.
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You should let her do the cooking.
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But I want to cook it, have it over here,
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and I want her in the yard shuckin'.
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I cook, or we don't come.
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Oh, please, Reba. Do it for our children.
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Remember? The sweet ones
who are blackmailing us?
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Fine. But if she puts her hand
up the turkey
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and does that puppet show, the deal's off.
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The kids love that!
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[TV playing, indistinct]
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- [guys] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Huh?
- What?
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Reba. Wow, would you calm down?
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You know, Thanksgiving is a time
when you sit back,
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- Relax--
- Ooh!
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Oh! Son of a pickle farmer! He fumbled!
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Man, I got five bucks on this game.
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- Y'all smell anything?
- Sorry. I...
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I meant from the kitchen.
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We should be
smelling something by now. [chuckles]
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Thanksgiving is all about timing.
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She should be preparing the vegetables,
the turkey should be in the oven,
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and right about now I'd be bringing in--
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- Artichoke dip!
- Artichoke dip?
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- Mm-hmm.
- The tradition is French onion dip.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it, darlin'.
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I hate to hurt your feelings,
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but you're dealing
with a pretty fussy crowd here.
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- Mmm.
- Oh-ho-ho!
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- Barbra Jean, this dip is delicious.
- Ah!
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And I usually don't like the dip.
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Oh, well, I give thanks for that, Van.
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Now make sure y'all save room
for my twice-baked potatoes.
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Twice baked?
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Why doesn't she bake 'em right
the first time?
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Hey, you guys, do you think
this is enough leaves for our centerpiece?
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I really want it to be
as good as last year.
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That's gonna be hard.
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- Last year, it was really good.
- I know.
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Ah. Are those yard clippings?
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No, this is our traditional
Thanksgiving centerpiece.
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[chuckles] Right.
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Leaves are dirty.
That's why god put them in trees.
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Those aren't just leaves.
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There's an old Doritos bag in there too.
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This year, our place settings
will each have their own centerpiece,
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your own individual gourd
embossed with your name.
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[laughs]
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I'd like to emboss her gourd.
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[Native American music playing]
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Barbra Jean, we need to talk.
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What are you listening to?
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Oh, Thanksgiving music, K-tribe.
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- K-tribe?
- All Navajo, all the time.
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[music stops]
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Hey, hey, we were listening to that!
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00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,308
Barbra Jean, I need something to do.
I'm going crazy in there.
256
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Well, you could get a ladder
and get off my back.
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Oh, I'll put some ginger in the yams.
258
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,401
No, I put brown sugar in the yams.
Makes 'em sweeter.
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The yams will taste
the same as the carrots.
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- Oh, no! We better call the food police.
- [laughs]
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I'm just saying,
we want a variety of flavors.
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Reba, I know what I'm doing.
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Fine. I'm takin' the ginger with me.
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Ah, Reba, with all due respect,
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I am this close to putting
your gourd on the kiddie table.
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Drop it. Give it.
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Now run on back into the living room
so I can get back to work. Okay?
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There you go. Great.
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[music resumes]
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Get a little hip-hopi. Okay, yeah.
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All right, guys. Help me out here.
Is this really Thanksgiving?
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I mean, because with the gourds
and the artichoke dip
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and the dip doing the cooking,
it doesn't feel like it.
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No-o-o! Our football!
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Okay, okay, okay.
It's Thanksgiving to us, all right?
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Us on the couch, football on TV.
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Your team losing.
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- I'm gonna pound you.
- [grunts]
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Yeah. Oh, sure,
it feels like that with y'all,
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because it's your tradition.
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Mine's in the kitchen!
But I'm not allowed there.
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I can't be in here. I got no place to be.
283
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,185
You know what?
This reminds me of those few years
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when my mother made Thanksgiving dinner.
You remember that?
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Grammy Liz used to drive you
out of the house.
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Oh, that's when I came up
with our traditional football game.
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Anything to get away from those smells.
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- I'm sorry guys. I think it's the dip.
- Van.
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The traditional football game.
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Guys, when was the last time
we played that?
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My first year in the family. Remember?
292
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You and I beat Mr. H and your mom here.
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Was I on the winning team?
294
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You were two. You were the football.
295
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,007
The only reason you guys beat us
was because Reba dropped
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the winning pass in the end zone.
297
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,136
I didn't drop it! You threw it high.
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We'd love to have a little rematch.
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- Oh, is that a challenge?
- Not for us it's not.
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[Brock] Well, let's go!
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Hey, guys,
I'm a professional football player now.
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This wouldn't be fair.
303
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,857
Yeah, but Cheyenne's on your team.
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Oh, yeah. I call Jake.
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- Loser has to eat a bug.
- Oh.
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Good. I'll pick you
a nice, fat one, buddy.
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- I get to sing the national anthem!
- [all groan]
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Okay, time to write your names
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on your gourds, everybody!
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Where is everybody?
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- [Brock] Yes! Victory is ours.
- [Reba] Whoo-hoo!
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[chattering, laughing]
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Oh, man. Hey, Van,
when you get back to Denver,
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be sure to tell your football buddies
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00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,734
that your mother-in-law whupped your butt.
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Oh-ho! Gimme some right here.
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You let us live here. I let you win.
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00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,407
Oh, yeah.
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00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,325
Thanks for the help, Cheyenne.
320
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,494
You threw the ball right at me.
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00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,663
I'm supposed to.
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- All right, you two. Don't fight.
- Oh, let 'em.
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- It finally feels like Thanksgiving.
- Let's eat.
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- [Jake] Dad, I'm starving.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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- [Brock] For what?
- This is my favorite part of Thanksgiving.
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When we open that door
and we smell the turkey cooking.
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So on the count of three,
I want everybody to inhale.
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One, two, three.
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[inhales deeply] Ahh!
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Ahh, I drooled a little!
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00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,316
Boy, it smells like dinner's
gonna be ready real soon, you guys.
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00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,027
Jake, uh-uh. Wash your hands first.
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00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,862
Aw, man!
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Go. Van, you too.
335
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,074
[high-pitched] Aw, man!
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00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,119
Barbra Jean, we're back.
337
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,496
Barbra Jean?
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"I left. Don't try and find me.
Barbra Jean."
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"P.S. Don't worry. I'm at my house."
340
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,732
Barbra Jean! What are you doing?
341
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,820
Having a "carrotini."
342
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,033
We're out of olives.
343
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,244
Get your butt back over to the house.
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00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,330
There's a lot of Thanksgiving traditions
I'm givin' up,
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00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,165
but I don't want to give up eating.
346
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,042
Where'd y'all go?
347
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,460
We went to play football.
348
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,671
My team won. The other team
had to eat a bug. [chuckles]
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Van gagged a little.
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00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,219
But nobody asked me to come.
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00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,178
You were cooking.
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00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,263
But nobody thought to ask me to come.
353
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,182
Well, I thought about it.
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00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,017
Then I decided not to. Feel better?
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00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,189
[sighs] Reba, if it'd been you,
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00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:31,276
there's no way that everybody would
just leave without asking you to come.
357
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,445
I mean, if we do something without you,
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00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,573
all anyone talks about
is how you're not there.
359
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:40,327
You're this really powerful presence
hanging over everything.
360
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,789
You're like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
361
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,542
What's your point?
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00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,919
You're always the center of the family.
363
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,173
And today, I just wanted to be
the center of the family.
364
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,302
That's why I didn't invite you
in the first place.
365
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,224
Barbra Jean, do you know why
I'm the center of the family?
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00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,393
They're my family!
367
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,648
Just like when Brock's mom comes
into town, she's the center of the family,
368
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,608
may she choke on her Drambuie.
369
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,612
All right. Let me put it to you this way.
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00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:20,742
Right now in our little world,
I'm the turkey, and you're the gravy.
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00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,911
But maybe someday
when Henry gets a little older,
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00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,748
maybe has a little brother
or sister, you'll be the turkey.
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Well, where will you be then?
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God willing, far, far away.
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00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:44,391
Thank you, Heavenly Father,
for the blessings we are about to receive.
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00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,519
Thank you so much
for taking care of our family
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and keeping them healthy and safe.
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00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,231
You've been so sweet to us this year.
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00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,651
Thank you for the wonderful food
that we're about to eat
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00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,778
and for this wonderful turkey.
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00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,409
And also for the gravy.
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00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,080
Amen.
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[all] Amen.
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- Let's dig in.
- [Brock] Who's hungry?
385
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- I am! I am!
- Okay, good.
386
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,465
Who wants white meat?
387
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,966
I want a turkey leg.
388
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,093
White meat, white meat's comin'.
389
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,472
Look at this bird.
Yeah, it looks beautiful.
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